December 2011
grime-society:
jennbugg:
Guys. Ryan and his cousin suck at skyping. Therefore, you should never skype him, ever. :)
asshole…
Smooches to you too.
Guys. Ryan and his cousin suck at skyping. Therefore, you should never skype him, ever. :)
Hey Anthony,
My brother is playing Minecraft. Nerd herd unite.
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
stardust-rouge:
Skype with Jenny and Anthony :’D
Skypeeeee!
jennisterr
Add that shit
radicaljared:
i wanna visit australia so BADLY
I want a new years kiss this year.
grime-society:
Any takers? Hahaha
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
Skype.
Anyone?
No? Okay cool.
Nicolas Cage needs to stop making movies.
